HELEN:
Margaret, I ventured into new territory today. I tuned into Fox News. It was kind of like going to the zoo... not so scary once you learn the animals can't get out of their cages.
Just like when I go to a regular zoo, I didn't know the names of all the animals at Fox, but I quickly learned the ones with opposable thumbs and the ability to reason were token Democrats who had, at some point, worked in the Clinton administration.
Not only do I love Margaret and Helen, but you have to give special props to reading, "But the real treat came when I ran across that rare but ever-lovable snow beast, Sarah Palin."
