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Conversations with a 4-year-old

Me: (as we drive past the overflowing funeral home) Wow, that’s a big viewing. They must have been very well loved. Vstroyer: Is it a party? Me: A little bit. Someone has died, and people are coming to say good … Continue reading

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THIS IS NOT THE GREATEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE COULDN’T AFFORD, THE GREATEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD, OH NO THIS IS A TRIBUTE

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Amanda and Tianyu: the DVD box set

Oh, well, anyway, this is a serious post, and it’s sad and funny and pretty much about my husband, and if you hate sap and romance and sad, then you shouldn’t click. (It’s long) I don’t know if you people … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novella (9/9) COMPLETE

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 Chapters 10-12 Chapters 13-15 Chapters 16-18 Chapters 19-21 Chapters 22-24 25. I’m Sure It’s Sanka It was one-thirty in the morning when Lacey and Faith rolled into the high school parking lot and made … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novella (8/9)

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 Chapters 10-12 Chapters 13-15 Chapters 16-18 Chapters 19-21 22. Say It With Flowers Lacey dropped Jack off at Joe Manzetti’s and drove with two fingers on the steering wheel all the way to Faith’s. … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novella (7/9)

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 Chapters 10-12 Chapters 13-15 Chapters 16-18 19. Breakfast of Tinhats Tuola ate cold pork buns from his lunch bag. The microwave was on the fritz, plus, he didn’t like the way the bread dried … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novella (6/9)

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 Chapters 10-12 Chapters 13-15 16. Requiescecat in pace, Mater “So I’m trying to figure out what you have told me tonight that isn’t true,” Faith said conversationally. “I was thinking it was the story … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novella (5/9)

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 Chapters 10-12 13.  Loose Ends Deputy Zhifu Tuola sat at the small counter in the bakery and watched George Anders take muffins out of the oven. The bakery wasn’t really equipped as an eatery, … Continue reading

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So, Mat Weller over at Escape Pod asked me to narrate a short story by Merrie Haskell, Zebulon Vance Sings the Alphabet Songs of Love, and so I did. It’s an adorable story, and also I am robot!Ophelia (it was … Continue reading

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It Came Upon A Midnight Clear: a smalltown novela (4/9)

Chapters 1-3 Chapters 4-6 Chapters 7-9 10. No One’s Gonna Stop Me Now She was the happiest penguin in the whole world. She was sitting here, in the middle of the yard, wrapped in this awesome red and white striped … Continue reading

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