So, Mat Weller over at Escape Pod asked me to narrate a short story by Merrie Haskell, Zebulon Vance Sings the Alphabet Songs of Love, and so I did. It’s an adorable story, and also I am robot!Ophelia (it was … Continue reading
1. Shower. 2. Smell towel: clean, downy fresh scent. 3. Smell hands: clean, bodywash scent. 4. Smell hands through towel: YESTERDAY’S ONION CHOPPING EXTRAVAGANZA. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN.