Monthly Archives: November 2013

I was trying to think of things I am thankful for, and then I was trying to figure out how to list them. Then I had a sip of coffee.  Then I thought about how thankfulness is innate sometimes, and … Continue reading →

Viv: I want to be a mailman! Me: Really? Viv: Yeah! A MAILMAN! Me: Well, I am sure that’s a fun job. Viv: I will deliver all the mail! Me: Well, I hate to break it to you honey, but … Continue reading →

Title: Registry “It’s not like there’s a Chinese gay kama sutra,” Wei Min says, leafing through the pages in the book. “Seriously, how is that even possible? We invented noodles.” I can’t even look. It doesn’t matter because I have … Continue reading →

Firstly, let us all take a moment to appreciate the fine lyrical genius of Salt N Pepa’s 1993 masterpiece, “Whatta Man”, the Bechdel-strangling powerhouse ballad performed with nineties flash-paper early Destiny’s Child predecessor, En Vogue: What a man, what a … Continue reading →

Scene: fair Verona Amanda’s room, 3:36 am Me: (snore) Vi: (entering) mumble mumble mumble Me: snggegeeegerrgrrg–what? Her: mumble mumble mumble bees. Me: (sits bolt upright) THERE ARE NO BEES. (flops over. back to sleep.) Snggegeeegerrgrr…. Her: Okay…(shuffles back to bed) … Continue reading →

Amand-r wrote: I CLAIM ALL THE SCARECROW AND MRS. KING FANFIC OUT THERE. Foxy wrote: I want to read Amand-r Scarecrow and Mrs King fic right now. Amand-r wrote: Mrs King pushed her crown back onto her head. “Hurry Scarecrow, … Continue reading →

It’s not as fun to reenact as you might think. Me: Okay, before you watch this, you must go upstairs and put underpants on under your nightgown. Her: (doing splits and the like all over the carpet) I don’t like … Continue reading →